“Honestly, am I the only person who’s ever bothered to read Hogwarts, A History?”

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“We should get a move on, you know… ask someone. He’s right. We don’t want to end up with a pair of trolls.” Hermione let out a sputter of indignation. “A pair of… what, excuse me?” “Well - you know,” said Ron, shrugging. “I’d rather go alone than with - with Eloise Midgen, say.” “Her acne’s loads better lately - and she’s really nice!” “Her nose is off-center,” said Ron. “Oh I see,” Hermione said, bristling. “So basically, you’re going to take the best-looking girl who’ll have you, even if she’s completely horrible?” “Er - yeah, that sounds about right,” said Ron. “I’m going to bed,” Hermione snapped, and she swept off toward the girls’ staircase without another word. Chapter 22, U.S. 394